Because I Can

Probably the most amazing chat i have ever had.

Ethan

hey

1:28amAlvaro

HEEEY

1:28amEthan

I was just zuning about you

1:28amAlvaro

zunnnin?

1:28amEthan

i hope your not too zuned out to talk

1:28amAlvaro

hahahah zuned?

1:28amEthan

by the way, do you want to cord me?

1:28amAlvaro

what the heck are u talkin bout?

hhahahaha

u crak me up man

1:29amEthan

if so, please call this number: 986-3267

+d

1:29amAlvaro

u know i dont have a phone

1:30amEthan

DID YOU SAY CRACK!

1:30amAlvaro

CRACCKER

1:30amEthan

because if you did...

1:30amAlvaro

YEAH?

1:30amEthan

then I would have to tell a little story called: "Friday's flap sauce for two"

1:30amAlvaro

YEHAHA

:D

1:31amEthan

So, once upon a time...

there was a young flap

named Borngie

he was not the best flap...but he could stick with the best

It was a friday morning when the sauce arrived

it hit the flannel like you wouldn't believe

1:33amAlvaro

a ha

1:34amEthan

SO

Now Borngie, wasn't just a flap but even a licker

he licked that flannel until most would have died. He couldn't say "I don't think so Tim"

because

he didn't have a mouth

1:35amAlvaro

OOOH

1:35amEthan

But that's another story entirely

ANyway,

Borngie thought it would be a typical friday morning but he was in for a sauce of a surpries

so, Borngie decided to leave the castle where he had been for his entire life

1:37amEthan

As Borngie took his first steps down the steps

he realized that he had no legs either

1:38amAlvaro

n oooo wai

1:38amEthan

therefore, the ensuing fall created a slap heard round the world

1:39amEthan

When he hit the bottom of these steppy steps he rolled into the mouth of a giant lemon

This is where the story gets sour...

1:40amAlvaro

lemmmons

tell me bout it

1:40amEthan

no not lemons...but LIMES!

1:40amAlvaro

oh dannnnnh

1:41amEthan

Borngie had mistaken the lime for something far different

He quickly was overcome with lime disease

Chapter 2

When Borngie awoke to the sound of a soft slapping he knew he was safe

1:43amAlvaro

allright

1:43amEthan

As Borngie opened his flappy eyes, he saw the most beautifu...

1:45amEthan

snow flake

that wasn't very unique (new york)

1:45amAlvaro

looool

1:45amEthan

no...it still gets better

Chapter 3

1:45amAlvaro

kk

1:45amEthan

+k=bad

1:46amAlvaro

i kno

;o;

i mean lol

1:46amEthan

As the snowflake looked cooly at Borngie's legless, mouthless flap she realized she wasn't in kansas anymore

but don't forget it was still friday

...

1:47amAlvaro

ok

1:48amEthan

have you forgotten already?

have you?

have you? have you?!

AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

1:51amAlvaro

noooooo

keep goin

1:51amEthan

you want more?

1:51amAlvaro

why not

1:51amEthan

you can't handle anymore

1:51amAlvaro

lol

YES I CAN

1:52amEthan

are you aware that 70% of drowning thought they could swi

,

m

1:53amAlvaro

lol

yes i am

i was almost one of em

1:54amEthan

back to Chapter 3..

i mean

7

1:55amEthan

chapters 3-6 were used to explain the implicatory sufficientatious caloric behaviors of snowflake women

1:57amEthan

SO!

Slap and Flap never left friday...

they were two but yet...

they were so much more

they were three

its hard to explain

but when you saw them from a distance

they seemed to slap and flap so fluidly that they became a much more desirous entity, that would never seem to leave a coffee house unnoticed.

2:00amAlvaro

hmmmm bery tru

2:01amEthan

Now, Flap heard the call of the cheek...

this call could not be taken without good reception

but lightly, and slightly golden brown

2:03amEthan

The cheek couldn't be settled by simple bargaining (scratching you know what i mean) but had to be coaxed with sweet perfumes

2:08amAlvaro

LOOOL ok ok

2:12amEthan

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop laughing out loud...

it distracts from the pitter patter of a flap being slapped

2:13amAlvaro

ok ok

fine

2:14amEthan

Flapped grabbed his paddle and went for the door

but before he could grab anything (he once again realized he had no hands) he sat crying because he knew that slap would never understand his appendigeless lifestyle

2:17amAlvaro

ooho man

depressing

!!!

NOOOOO FLAPPED

2:17amEthan

After dropping his eyebrows...

Flap remembered that it was still friday...

could this save there union?

NO

it couldn't

because Slap had already headed off to cheek

2:22amAlvaro

cheek who?

2:23amEthan

CHEEK WHO? you must summon your neurons to the remembering portion of your brain

2:26amAlvaro

NOOOOOOOO

IMA DEA..D THO..UGH

2:28amEthan

i don't think your committed to this kinetic story

this story speaks of life's wonders

life's flaps

life's slaps

how life continues to slap us all right in the flap

2:29amAlvaro

and the flap comes right back at you with a slap

2:29amEthan

how life will never keep us from looking deep into are flaps and saying "why not one more when I could have six?

"

2:30amAlvaro

PREEEACH

lol btw how was the trip lol

2:30amEthan

did you just laugh out loud?

2:31amAlvaro

yes

i did

WOOW

this is the most awesome chat i have ever had